<Shonikado> PG what is your favorite thing
<Shonikado> PG DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE ; A;???
<Shonikado> WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED, WHAT DID I DO
<Shonikado> WAS IT BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR HAT
<Shonikado> I CAN GIVE IT BACK
<Shonikado> MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I PUSHED YOUR PENGUIN'S FACE INTO THE SNOW UNTIL THEY GOT ALL SQUISHED
<Shonikado> MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE MY ARM FELL OFF AND I BLED ALL OVER YOUR CARPET AND YOU THOUGHT THE RED CLASHED WITH THE SPOTTED WHITE AND CYAN AFFAIR
<Shonikado> BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I WENT AHEAD AND INFILTRATED THE FASHION INDUSTRY AND MADE RED AND WHITE AND CYAN THE NEW HIP THING
<Shonikado> SO YOU ARE NOW SUPER AHEAD OF THE CURVE AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THAT MOB OF LADIES AND FASHION-CONSCIOUS MEN SURROUNDING YOU RIGHT NOW
<Shonikado> THAT IS WHY YOU CAN'T BREATHE
<Shonikado> BUT I WAS PREPARED
<Shonikado> I BROUGHT THE FLESH SNORKEL
<Shonikado> YOU WILL SURVIVE, PG
<Shonikado> I DEMAND IT
<Penguingod> I was reading but what
<Shonikado> I wonder what it would be like to be able to travel through human flesh as if it were water
<Shonikado> oh hi PG
<Shonikado> how're you doing?
<Shonikado> cool, cool
Just wanted to put things in perspective.
Especially that last one. Jeezus.
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE EXPRESSIONS
This game just made my decade. Might as well check out until 2020.
<Nanavania> Hey Tigt
<Nanavania> I'm sorry to bother you
<Nanavania> I backed over your dog when I was peeling out of the driveway
<Tigt> as if
<Tigt> since when do I do anything
<Nanavania> he seemed like he was having a hard time after that
<Tigt> eh he'll walk it off
<Nanavania> so I did a couple of rounds over just to make sure I got 'em
<Nanavania> didn't want him suffering or anything
<Nanavania> I may have also pissed in your sink because I thought it was a urinal
<Nanavania> and then I thought the cupholder in your armchair was an ashtray
<Nanavania> so I MIGHT have burned your house down
<Nanavania> I'll buy you a beer if that makes up for it
<Tigt> make it two
<Nanavania> hey, now
<Nanavania> What do you think I am?
<Nanavania> A bank?
<Tigt> banks don't buy people nothin
Man, we have been getting a shit-ton of post-christmas returns on Xbones at work. I haven’t seen a single PS4 or Wii U return yet though.
I think I am probably the only person in the world that saw the first ten seconds of today’s Smash Bros reveal and was hoping it was a new Kirby Air Ride game …
What is more important, your own happiness, or the happiness of others?
All my life I’ve believed in putting the happiness of others first. Because that just seems like the Christian thing to do; be humble and always think of others before yourself.
But what are you supposed to do when the only way to keep others from being unhappy only makes yourself miserable?